But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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