Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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