Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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