...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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