...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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