hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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