i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just gargled with NyQuil
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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