dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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