i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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