ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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