Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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