I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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