the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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