We got so high we made milksteak
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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