Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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