It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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