In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
my being single is dangerous.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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