I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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