Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I think i got beer on your cat.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
