just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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