And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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