i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Drake has all the answers
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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