Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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