I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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