Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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