i jhust puked up my retainher.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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