Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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