i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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