That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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