it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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