Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
