I must be too annoying 4 u.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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