i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you mean i was at the winter classic?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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