she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Randomize
