So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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