Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
