She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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