Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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