I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
