White coat. Heels.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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