id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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