i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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