Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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