your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
