I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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