Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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