I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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