Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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