have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
She told me I should be a condom model.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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