So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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