I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I could fuck to npr.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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