I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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