ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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