your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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