i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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